The Glance


By Marty Wollner






“I didn’t get a good look at her face, but I can tell you exactly what her tits looked like.”


“So, you go around, gawking at women’s’ breasts all the time?”


“Hey the tits were there, I can’t help what my eyes look at first.”


“So you really are a pervert then?”


“What a second. If you saw a 24 foot penis flying down the street, does that mean you go around looking for cock?”


“Fair enough, but what’s this about you being able to tell … “her religion”?”


“Well, she was wearing these really tight shorts…”