Valkyrie

 

By Marty Wollner

 

DiscFlicker.com

 

11-Sep-2008

 

(Short acoustic guitar “S” break)

 

(Acoustic guitar, theme 1)

 

(Deep, grumbled vocals start sounding like Joey Ramone)

 

I hate myself, I really suck

My entire existence a sham, a mockery

 

Oh why

 

Sometime I just break down and cry

Sometimes I really want to die

Because I can’t get my disc to fly ‘round the tree

At Lola Valley

Hole Number Three

 

(Acoustic guitar strumming)

 

Well there is nothing stronger

Than my love of the game

And I’m out the every day through the mud

The blood

The tears and the pain

 

(Sudden acoustic stop note, silent break)

(Loud Electric guitar “S” break)

(Drums, and the whole band join in)

 

 

Nobody knows how hard I try

I must be weak

Or retarded

Cause’ I cant make it glide

 

Oh my

 

Sometimes, I really wonder why

So I just hang my head and cry

You know it’s making me crazy, can’t you see?

And the kids in the park

They’re all laughing at me

 

(Sudden stop note, silent break)

 (Short acoustic guitar “S” break)

(Silence)

 

(Change to a Rap beat)

(Rap beat goes on for a while)

 

(Back to theme 1, but with a strong beat blended from the Rap beat)

 

(A megaphone different voice)

Have you tried the Cyclone?

(A very fast talking nasal rap voice)

Of course, I have, yes

And not only that I’ve tried all of the rest

 

(Suddenly a very strong Rap Drum-only beat)

 

(Note: Variations on this go on a long time, lots of plastic, and lots of bad results..)

 

I tried the Crush, the Avenger the Talon and the Horn

And then I threw ‘em in the creek cause I’m the worst ever born

 

I tried the Monster, the Fling, the Whippet and the Rag

And then I went insane, and dumped out my whole bag

 

I tried the Flick, the Flash, the Dash the Flight

I kept on trying late into the night

 

I tried the Plunk, the Crunch, the Whiz and the Shiver

They got stuck up in the tree “or wound up in the river” (Megaphone voice)

 

I tried the Drone, the Roc, the Comet, the Glide

All mid-ranges, but I still couldn’t make ‘em fly

 

I tried the Rouge, the Smash, the Prince the Curl

I tried everything that you can possibly hurl

I threw all of the plastic in the entire world

 

(pause in lyrics, as the strong beat goes on)

 

I tried it with the hammer, I tried it with the thumber

The backhand, the forehand, and the roller, all summer

 

I threw them from below and I threw them from above

(Rap suddenly stops)

(Silence)

(Spoken words in Joey voice)

Until I finally found

What I’ve been dreamin’ of…

 

(Silence)

(Short acoustic guitar “S” break)

(Immediate Accoustic theme 1 starts again)

(Blends into the Valk Them)

(Valk theme starts to take over)

 

(Chorus)

Valkyrie

Can’t you see

It flys good for me

It turns around the tree

 

(Stronger acoustic strumming, with church bells in the 4-beat break)

 

(Chorus)

Valkyrie

The S is clean

It fades back like a dream

(Joey)

Nothing can fly

Nothing can fly like my Valkyrie

 

 (Chorus)

Valkyrie

Oh, Valkyrie

Can’t you see

(Joey)

Now life is great

I’m so happy, oh

 

(Chorus)

Valkyrie

Valkyrie

Valkyrie

(Joey)

Now I love myself

Because I’m scorin’ birdies

 

(Chorus)

Oh Valkyrie

Valkyrie

Valkyrie

 

 

(Chorus)

Oh Valkyrie

Valkyrie

My Valkyrie

(Joey)

I’m in love

With my Valkyrie, oh

 

(Acoustic weakens)

 

(Chorus with Joey)

Valkyrie

Valkyrie

Valkyrie

 

(Chorus with Joey)

Valkyrie

Valkyrie

Valkyrie

 

(Slow acoustic guitar “S” break, followed with final slow strum note)